Happy Thirsty Thursday!
Ever wondered how to sneak booze into places? Of course you have, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this and we wouldn’t be friends because, come on now.
Aside from the obvious sticking a flask in your boot, flask in your pants, flask under your cowboy hat (this works really well), I’ve found these other contraptions that are mind-blowingly awesome and will make you wonder how you lived your whole life without them.
Cynthia Rowley is a genius with this amazing flask bangle that was pointed out to me today. A flask that double as jewelry, sign me up! The only issue is the price, which is pretty steep at $225 but I’m sure someone on Etsy will make a knockoff sooner or later.
(hint hint, someone get on this)
Another great invention is the Wine Rack, a bra that holds 25oz of your favorite booze concealed as a bra. I’d imagine this might attract some weirdos with breastfeeding fetishes, but hey, that’s a risk that’s worth taking, right?
For the man in your life, the Reef Dram flip flops have a flask in the heel, which is pretty freaking crazy. The only downside is that you have to stand barefoot while pouring, but we all have to make sacrifices for the sake of the booze now, don’t we?
The Baggy Winecoat is another clandestine way to carry booze. It looks like a purse but is a perfect receptacle for those bladder bags of boxed wine. While it’s a bag that reminds me of the Coach hobo bag I toted around in 10th grade, the style might be attractive enough to some boozers out there.
Do you have any great ways of smuggling booze?
Disclaimer: I am not condoning the smuggling of booze into places where outside beverages are prohibited. Do not break the law.